60 percent Mildred, 60 per cent!!!!!!

Some people disagree all the time...

However, I do not think that Brian Murphy and the late Yootha Joyce would argue about Dentaprime. 'George Roper' would most definitely appreciate a 60 per cent discount on UK-prices! Important: he would not have to hand in quality. Dentaprime delivers high quality dental work for prices to smile at.

Although economically growing, financially, Bulgaria still is very attractive. You pay 10 Euros (8 Pounds Sterling) for a good meal and less than 1 Euro (0,81 Pounds Sterling) for a beer.

It is not the most important thing if you go to Bulgaria for dental treatment, but it helps!

A Bulgarian bodyguard was on an trip to the shop to buy food for his boss and wanted to impress him. So when asking for three melons he wanted his boss to get them gift wrapped and the shopkeeper thought this was unsual but did it as it was.

Next on the list were 15 apples. The same request was made by the bodyguard, who now thought this was a brilliant way of impressing his boss. The shopkeeper was even more suprised but went to the trouble.

Walnuts was the next buy and again each walnut was asked to be individually wrapped. The only reason why the shopkeeper did this now, was because the bodyguard was bigger than him and he didn't want to argue. So all 125 of them were wrapped, it took a long time.

The final item of the list came in sight and the shopkeeper shouted out: "THE RICE IS NOT FOR SALE!"

Funny Britain

"You really need to have your teeth done Andy!"
"Yeh I know!"
(Lou talks to local dentist, Andy gets out of the wheelchair, flies to Dentaprime, has his teeth done, comes back with new teeth.)

Many people want to spend as little time as possible in Bulgaria. They want teeth to be extracted, implants to be inserted and permanent crowns to be placed within 4 or 5 workdays.

Can we do that?

"Computer says no..."

Please call or send us an e-mail to find out how many days we need to make the perfect tooth-replacement or renovation for you.

At your service!

"Me mum just called to say she loves me. Oh yes, and because she wants to fly to Bulgaria next Summer. Varna, to be exact. She wants all her lovely teeth to be taken out. Silly woman!" So I said "'No!" and then she said "Why not?" and then I said "Because" and then she said "I'll go anyway and if you don't go with me, I'll ask Captain Peacock!" and I said "That's fine with me, mum!" And now she goes, but I don't mind because I know that they won't take her teeth out. They'll just put some veneers on these little yellow gnashers. Mind you, I've been to Bulgaria. It must be 40 degrees in Summer. Sunny Beach should be called Burning Beach. She says it will be different in Golden Sands. She says there will be a constant temperature of 27 degrees, not 40. Well, anyway.... it ain't half hot here mum!"

"SHUT UP!"

Go see the doctor!

Doctor who?

Well, maybe Dr Schinjalova. She is Dentaprime's head of dentistry/implantologist. She looks a bit like Sarah and I promise you will feel as much at ease in her chair as in the Tardis!


Just give me a call!

Wiiiiiiiiilbur!!!!! I'm off to Dentaprime!

A horse is a horse, of course, of course.
And no one can talk to a horse of course.
That is, of course, unless the horse
is the famous Mister Ed.

Is it really possible to determine the age of a horse from the development of its teeth or is this (like the talking horse, Mr Ed) something from the telly?

By the age of 2, the young Mr Ed had a full set of milk teeth and within the next 3 years, most of the permanent teeth came through. 6 teeth were slow, but at 6, his adult teeth were all there.

From that moment on, the horse-doctor looked at the shape and pattern of the wear. What he did not know was that Ed ordered and ate a lot of soft Italian food and fish & chips instead of hay, which made the method very unreliable.

Then came the so-called '7 year hook', which was gone (like it was supposed to be) when Ed celebrated his 8th and 9th birthdays. When he was 11, it came back as the famous '11 year hook'. It should only have lasted about a year, but only some days ago (Ed must be 100 by now), it was still there.

Sometimes it is better to describe a horse's age by "young", "middle-age" or "old"....

OUCH!

This is the zanthoxylum Americanum. Zanthoxylum is a Greek word meaning "yellow wood"; americanum refers to North America. Because of the numbness it gives, chewing on its leaves or bark relieves toothache. That is why they call it the toothache tree!

There are many other home remedies for toothache:
- Cold stuff like ice packs and cucumber slices
- Peppermint leaves, boiled (to drink) or dried (to put around the tooth)
- Whisky or whiskey on cotton wool
- A mixture of garlic and rock salt

etc.

The best remedy for toothache, however, is called 'dentist'! Local dentist even, because if you have a toothache, you do not want to be inside an airplane that is heading for Dentaprime Bulgaria. At 30.000 feet above sea level, the pressure would probably drive you crazy and to the (very closed) emergency door.

Perfume : any smell that is used to drown a worse one (Elbert Hubbard)

Come and look out through the window
That big old moon is shining down
Tell me now don't it remind you
Of a blanket on the ground

Our friend is bringing up 4 kittens 'with the bottle'. That means: blankets here, blankets there, blankets everywhere! Blankets to keep them warm, blankets to catch what they 'deliver'.

Sounds very sweet, maybe even romantic, but getting out of bed every 4 hours (and then going to work on weekdays) is exhausting, not sweet or romantic.

Just like the daddy of a human baby, her husband also gets out of bed, holds the bottle, rubs the behinds (so they can get rid of some milk) and worries when he smells a strange smell.

Now with names like Hugo (Boss) and Coco (Chanel), there always are smelly smells 'in da house' but luckily -with our friend being a vet- also always a doctor.

Speaking of which....

Everybody lies, Hugh Laurie (Dr House) says. The less you lie, the less you need to remember, my father always says.

So when you ask me: "I have this mouth full of rotten teeth. Can I come to Bulgaria for dental implants?", I say "Yes", but I also say "BUT".




I simply cannot promise that the Dentaprime dentist will do this or that. Not from an e-mail, phone call, x-ray and not even from a personal treatment plan by another dentist.

You can try, of course, but I do not think that you will find a dentist abroad who can. If they tell you something else, they probably just wait for you to fly over to their country and then explain that things will be different.

Although Dr House would not believe it: we're an honest bunch of people!