Every breath you take...

"A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do, but sometimes that is not easy. You have this on one side and that on the other side, and there is always something in between.
Every night, when I am sound asleep, the girls from my harem throw volume packages of mints in my berth. Women... - as subtle as a sledgehammer.
I think it stinks. Not just my breath, but all this. How am I supposed to get out of this zoo and into Bulgaria?"

During the night, the body produces only little saliva and you wake up with a dry mouth and a bad breath. Although the cause of 'morning breath' is natural and common, it still makes me want to run to the bathroom and use the mintiest toothpaste in the world.

Consistent bad breath (halitosis) can be a hell of a problem, for yourself and for the people around you. Sometimes you do not even know you have bad breath, because -although everybody notices and thinks something should be done about it- nobody tells you. People just keep their distance and hope it is not too obvious.

One thing old King Kong here could do is surf to http://www.tau.ac.il/~melros/faq/ and read all about bad breath. When he has found the cause and solved the problem, he can start throwing back the mints.