Take the money and run....

The value of 10 Ruppee (see pic) is approx. 0.15 Euro, so I'd probably leave the money and start running anyway!

It's not that I dislike snakes. Some of my best friends are snakes! I even used to listen to music made by a band called Venom. Talking about venom.... Says one cobra to another: "Hey Frank, are we venomous?" "Why do you want to know?" "'Cause I just bit my tongue!"

Did I just make you laugh?

People smile, laugh and grin in many different ways. Some show nearly every tooth in their mouth, some just their upper teeth, and others keep their mouth closed. That's why I recommend a short look into the mirror (any mirror will do, just not the one that says " You are fairest of all!") When you smile in front of a mirror, you can count the teeth that show and find out the number of veneers that are needed.

So.... just walk up to that mirror and think of this:

What do snakes do at the end of a date?They give each other a goodnight hiss!

How can you revive a snake that looks dead?With mouse-to-mouth resuscitation!

Why can't snakes eat soup?No spoon! They only have a forked tongue!

Why did the snake laugh so hard she started to cry?She thought the joke was hisss-terical.

What is a snake's favorite song? "Fangs For The Memories"

What do you do if you find a poisonous snake in your toilet ? Wait till he's finished!