Finger gestures

In the early morning, when I wake up before I go-go, I sometimes reset the alarm. There are many, many excuses for that. but the main reason is that I went to bed late and I'm still too tired.

A ten minutes delay can lead to small wonders! Sometimes, however, when I am at the office, colleagues tell me that I am wearing my sweater wrong side out. Other times my socks don't match or my hair is uncombed.

What I also do when I have slept 'late': I save time (???) by putting some toothpaste on my finger instead of the toothbrush. Probably I'm not the only one, because Oral-B has invented the Brush-Up! It's like a disposable pre-impregnated toothbrush. You don't even need water!

Why does a vampire clean his teeth three times a day?
To prevent bat breath.


What happened when the dentist put his head into a lions mouth to count how many teeth he had ?
The lion closed its mouth to see how many heads the dentist had !