Nuts

Meet Kim, the parrot nutcracker.....

Some nuts are so difficult to open that people would need a hammer. A parrot’s beak, however, is just as powerful as that hammer. The parrot first uses the sharp point of his beak on the outside of the nut. Then he cracks it open with his jaws. Unlike human beings, he doesn't need teeth to eat.

People can live without teeth, but have always been looking for better options. About 2 years ago, in Mexico, the oldest false teeth yet were discovered on a 4500 years old man. They did not actually find any dentures, but the man's front teeth were filed down, most probably to make room for fake teeth.

Nowadays, you don't have to mess around with teeth from animals, dead people or 'volunteers' who have their teeth extracted for money. Our clinic offers a wide range of tooth replacements for very reasonable prices.

If you have a complaint about our work, we won't treat you like the shop owner in the world famous Monty Python sketch....

"I wish to complain about this parrot what I purchased not half an hour ago from this very boutique. "
"Oh yes, the, uh, the Norwegian Blue...What's,uh...What's wrong with it?"
"I'll tell you what's wrong with it, my lad. 'E's dead, that's what's wrong with it!"
"No, no, 'e's uh,...he's resting."
(etc. etc. etc.)