Waterloo - I was defeated, you won the war

After the Battle of Waterloo, soldiers were robbed for money and .... teeth. The first false teeth were developed and after experiments with bone and ivory, natural teeth showed to be the best choice. Wealthy people paid a lot of money, especially for teeth that came from battlefields.
50,000 men fell at Waterloo and most were young and healthy. Their teeth were pulled and became parts of dentures that were worn by the British rich and famous of the 1800s.
My my, at Waterloo.....
In 2008, selling stolen teeth could be a problem:
Tooth Fairy Form Letter
Dear ____________:
Thank you for leaving [01] tooth under your pillow last night.
While we make every attempt to leave a monetary reward in the case of lost or stolen children's teeth, we were unable to process your request for the following reason(s) indicated below:
( ) the tooth could not be found
( ) it was not a human tooth
( ) we do not think that pieces of chicken bone are very funny
( ) we were unable to approach the tooth due to excessive odor
( ) the tooth has previously been redeemed for cash
( ) the tooth did not originally belong to you
( ) you were overheard to state that you do not believe in the tooth fairy
( ) you were age 12 or older at the time your request was received
( ) the tooth is still in your mouth
( ) the tooth was guarded by a vicious fairy-eating dog at the time of our visit
( ) no nightlight was on at the time of our visit
( ) the snacks provided for the tooth fairy were not satisfactory, or were missing
( ) we discovered evidence of unsafe tooth extraction as follows:
[ ] string
[ ] pliers
[ ] gunpowder
[ ] hammer marks
[ ] chisel
[ ] part of skull attached to tooth
[ ] no dental care
( ) other:
Instead of the usual cash redemption, we have provided the following certificate which you may attempt to exchange at a retail store near you.
Thank you for your request, and we look forward to serving you in the future.
Sincerely,
The Tooth Fairy
50,000 men fell at Waterloo and most were young and healthy. Their teeth were pulled and became parts of dentures that were worn by the British rich and famous of the 1800s.
My my, at Waterloo.....
In 2008, selling stolen teeth could be a problem:
Tooth Fairy Form Letter
Dear ____________:
Thank you for leaving [01] tooth under your pillow last night.
While we make every attempt to leave a monetary reward in the case of lost or stolen children's teeth, we were unable to process your request for the following reason(s) indicated below:
( ) the tooth could not be found
( ) it was not a human tooth
( ) we do not think that pieces of chicken bone are very funny
( ) we were unable to approach the tooth due to excessive odor
( ) the tooth has previously been redeemed for cash
( ) the tooth did not originally belong to you
( ) you were overheard to state that you do not believe in the tooth fairy
( ) you were age 12 or older at the time your request was received
( ) the tooth is still in your mouth
( ) the tooth was guarded by a vicious fairy-eating dog at the time of our visit
( ) no nightlight was on at the time of our visit
( ) the snacks provided for the tooth fairy were not satisfactory, or were missing
( ) we discovered evidence of unsafe tooth extraction as follows:
[ ] string
[ ] pliers
[ ] gunpowder
[ ] hammer marks
[ ] chisel
[ ] part of skull attached to tooth
[ ] no dental care
( ) other:
Instead of the usual cash redemption, we have provided the following certificate which you may attempt to exchange at a retail store near you.
Thank you for your request, and we look forward to serving you in the future.
Sincerely,
The Tooth Fairy

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