A cat is an example of sophistication minus civilization

"My servants and I just moved into my new villa. There still is a lot more to be done: decorating, cleaning, wallpapapering etc. etc., so this is my temporary home.

Lots of villas for sale around here. They tell me there is some kind of crisis. I would not know. I still get my Sheba twice a day, although I must admit they have switched from lamb to cow.

Cow is bad for my teeth. In lamb, my teeth go chop-chop. In cow, they just go. I have already lost two and so my servants will take me to the dental clinic today to solve the problem permanently.

Dental implants is what they are called. Gold crowns on top, of course. Would go for less than that! A cat of my descent does not show porcelain fused to metal when mewing. All dogs would dy with laughter. Now that, of course, would be worth it, but the mere thought of walking around with metal in my mouth makes me sick."

For front teeth, Dentaprime always recommend full porcelain and instead of 'good old gold', we prefer the relatively new zirconia. The price for 1 crown is approximately 395 Euros. As from 5, there is a discount.