Are you being served?

Yes Captain Peacock.....

At our clinic, you are more important than a VIP, so I guess we should call you the MIP (Most Important Person.)

We serve you well and if you are not satisfied, you can tell the staff or (in case you are back home) our service employees.

Because even if the treatment is finished, we will still want to take very good care of you.

It makes no difference if you have purple hair like Mrs Slocombe, have a gap between your teeth and want to keep it (like Mr Humphries) or have a much younger partner (like the young Mr Grace): we will treat you all equally!