Love comes from the most unexpected places (and so does a cat)

"Here kitty..... Here Billie..... Billie food.... food.... food....! Billie mouse no BIRD in da house!"

I can call and search, yell and worry and shout and curse for hours, but unless Queen Cat decides to grant me the honour, she will not respond to it.


If you contact Dentaprime by e-mail, I will always respond within 24 hours. Unless it is a Friday or Saturday, of course. I am a work addict, but in the weekends, my partner makes certain that our computer is used for Hyves, Facebook, MSN and Hotmail. The surfing is restricted to pages that contain answers to questions like 'Why does a dog have an owner when a cat has personnel?'

Whenever I type 'Dentaprime' or 'teeth', the computer is programmed to control, alt and delete.

However, on Monday morning, 7.30 AM sharp, I start up the Dentaprime computer and start reading. Just when I think I know everything about teeth, there is always something new.

This job is as unpredictable as a cat.