The man on the moon

Today exactly 40 years ago, Neil Armstrong stepped on the Moon.

The Moon said: "OUCH! Can't you watch where you're going, Lance?"
Armstrong said: "I'm Neil, not Lance. Lance isn't even born yet!"

The Moon said: "Whatever. Just watch where you're going. Why aren't you going to Mars?"
Armstrong said: "Because I'm more the Bounty kind of guy."
The Moon said: "But there's a mutiny on the Bounty."

Armstrong said: "That was in 1789, Moon."
The Moon said: "Right! On 14th July!"
Armstrong said: "That's when the French Revolution started, Moon."
The Moon said: "I remember. Dawn French finally killed Jennifer Saunders!"

Completely fed up, Armstrong banged his flag into Moon

Moon said: "OUCH! Can't you watch where you're going, Louis?"