Why is there a Loch Ken (but no Loch Barbie)?

This is why I love Scotland...
When I close my eyes, I see Loch Lomond, Loch Katrine.....


No, sorry... never saw Loch Ness. Didn't have the guts. Well, actually it were my guts that sent me to every Ladies Room on the route until I finally gave in.

They (who think she exists) say that Nessie is a monster.
They (who don't) say she is nothing but a big fish.
I say: "Who cares?! Fish or Foe, I am scared!"

I don' t like monsters and I don't like fish. I don't like Haggis and I don't like Mondays. Come to think of it, until about a week ago, I didn't like dental technicians either.

Because of another fear (of flying), I did not go to 'my own clinic' when Mother Nature and Father Technic told me that, after 15 years, it really was time to buy myself a new set of false teeth. I visited a local guy and he did such a good job that I had 0, zero, nada pressure points! I have left him an appplication form and will be his reference if he decides to join our team of specialists. He will be a seamless fit!