Stand up comedy in Bulgaria

“How could they choose Leonardo di Caprio for the movie, he is so effeminate. They should have chosen Bruce Willis.”

“If it were Bruce Willis, the Titanic would never have sunk.”

Bruce Willis' ex, actress Demi Moore, recently published a photo on the Internet where she visits the dentist and misses a front tooth.

Now GI Jane is rich enough to pay the dentist and have the missing tooth replaced by a bridge or an implant. Other people, however, have to tolerate an ugly plate, an old-fashioned Maryland bridge or -even worse- a gap.

'Mind The Gap'

is an announcement that is used by the London Underground when a train arrives at a station.
The biggest gaps to mind today are at Bank Station and at Waterloo Station. The female voice on the announcement is nicknamed 'Sonia' by tube drivers, because her voice 'gets on yer nerves.’

In recent tests somebody mimicking the voice of Marilyn Monroe proved to be a favourite.

I would prefer Joanna Lumley:

'Oops... Mind the gap,

sweetie daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarling.'

(Pats falling into the gap.)

Anyway..... please ask me about the options to replace a missing front tooth.