Lunch talk

Sometimes a tooth hurts so bad that you cannot eat anything but liquid and soft foods. So you go to the dentist and ask him/her to pull the rotten thing out.

After that, for a while, nothing seems to have changed: eating still is a drag and instead of chewing on a steak again, you find yourself slurping some tasteless soup. Your spouse, lovingly caring for you, took all meatballs.


Drinking is allowed, but there will be restrictions. Those will include your favourite tea (the black) and your daily pints of lager (the dark) or whiskey (the old).

Making lunch should be easy though:
Many glasses of water
A small plate of macaroni and cheese
A lot of ice cream
A lot of ice cream
A lot of ice cream
A lot.....

Many times people ask me if the implantation can take place on the same day as the extractions. Sometimes the answer is yes, but only our implantologist can give the correct answer and only if she sees someone in person. In general, it is better to have teeth extracted in your home country, wait for 6-8 weeks for the jaw to heal and then come to Bulgaria.

Speaking of lunch....

An Irishman, a Mexican and a blonde guy were doing construction work on scaffolding. They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, "Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building."The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too."The blond opened his lunch and said, Bologna again! If I get a bologna sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too."

The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and cabbage and jumped to his death. The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito, and jumped, too. The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his death as well.

At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was weeping. She said, "If I'd known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would have given it to him again!" The Mexican's wife also wept and said, "I could have given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much."Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife. The blonde's wife said, "Don't look at me. He makes his own lunch!"